These are questions that I have always wondered what the answers were. Maybe you can help. Leave me a comment if you have an answer
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten commandments is "thou shall not steal"?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you don't care?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?I
f Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
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I can answer the first question. Back in the seventies, there was a Band director at Broughton High School that was cross-eyed. I don’t remember his name in that I attended Sanderson High School. Anyway, he would throw his baton down and yell “You’re playing out of tune!” and two people about 15 feet apart from each other would be shaking in their boots. He could keep you under control even if you were not messing up.
Therefore, the answer is YES.
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